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Hello female tumblrs!

Anyone have a cute 50’s style size 4 dress that I could borrow or buy from them for Halloween?  I know it’s totally lame but I’ve left Halloween to that last moment again and I think I’m just going to go with some vague Mad Men type of thing.  Let me know :)

So I pretty much never post of tumblr anymore but my friend sent me an old post from her blog and I just had to share it.

ok. ariel came into town this weekend, and we decided it would be a good idea for us to go up to parc guell smoke hash walk around and hang out. so , after getting a nice little buzz, as witnessed by a flock of small children , old people, and nuns, we decided that it would be a great idea in our semi altered state to climb to the WAY TOP! and by the top i mean a small mountain. so we get to the top and we are sitting on the edge with a bunch of other people thinking about how beautiufl barcelona is , admiring the seceneryf, thinking how lucky we are to be here, and i look down in the bushes and i see a HUGE penis… this huge penis is attached to a buck naked man who is pleasuing himself in the wild, and in the wild i mean in public for all to see. i think im high. so i say ariel look straight in front of you, and shes of course looks back and side to side and everywhere but in front. then i finally say through gritted teeth ” there is a naked man..a naked man with a HUGE PENIS” that got her attention. and ariel looks down and sees the naked man ” tarzan ” as we name him…stroking his bat like penis. we start laughing so hard and ariel tries to take a picture. people around us think we are crazy, and we are shouting there is a naked man!! but no one sees him but us. so he notices we spotted him and he starts waving…AND CLIMBING UP THE HILL..and by climbing we mean on all 4s like a monkey with is arms flailing as he persues up the hill towars us, huge penis in tow. we start screaming and running down the path in the other direction. all of a sudden he POPS OUT back onto the path. we scream louder, run faster, and go home. the end.  

I wish I could write more about my work

I work with lawyers so there is all this confidentiality and I can’t write about anything I do on the interent but most of it is so fucking heartbreaking and injust it just seems unbelievable that I can’t share it.