Bored in NYC

“If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative...”
— Sarah Palin Palin has a rough...

Oct 31st

Ariel: name of case I am working on: baby boy doe, a fetus v. mother doe
b/c you know
a fetus can really sue its mother
me: yeah, i know i did when i was a fetus
Ariel: totally sued my mom

Oct 31st

(via sparo)

Oct 31st

Stupid Florida Woman

Maybe its just me, but I find it disgusting to chew on the phone.  Example called the supreme court...

Oct 31st

(via animalinsider) WTF

Oct 31st

ricochet: chocolate-covered raspberry truffles via...

Oct 31st

officed: CAN’T. STOP. WITH THE BABIES.

Oct 31st

clearly i need to have a child so i can put it in this

Oct 31st

malty: pinkhotel: alohanico: Nike Sportswear’s Guide...

Oct 31st

dazzlingdelta: (via danhacker)

Oct 31st

I want to be dancing to this song right now. ...

Oct 31st

Ugh

I hate being hung over at work, hate it.   I should still be lying at home in a bed.  Also I am...

Oct 31st

WTF

My boss just told me I need to wait at work so I can hold her hand while she finished...

Oct 30th

kari-shma: Hanalei Kauai Bonfire

Oct 30th

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I don't have a...

Oct 29th

(via nickmcglynn)

Oct 29th

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hmmm maybe i am not deep enough to understand the alien theme but i like the song.

Oct 29th

taramichelle: I almost forgot but this is the new cashmere...

Oct 29th

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soupsoup: chuckmore: Joe the Plumber, Meet Dave the Fisherman THANK YOU!

Oct 29th

“I don’t know, by the end of the week he’ll be accusing me of...”
— Barack Obama, at a rally in...

Oct 29th

kari-shma: (via walkingincircles) I can totally do that

Oct 29th

daily dose of me and leah

me: on another topic
i have the worst cramps in the world
i think i am having a miscarriage....
ughhh i think i am having a spontaneous abortion of a phantom fetus.
Leah: that is the grossest thing i have ever heard
me: i know

Oct 29th

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soupsoup: thedailywhat: Charles is an 86-year-old Obama supporter and volunteer from Boulder,...

Oct 29th

peterwknox: You know it.

Oct 29th

winstonwolfe: Miles Davis, NYC, ‘58

Oct 29th

GPOYW

Oct 29th

shiningstar: My biggest fear for next week…

Oct 29th

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Oct 29th

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danielholter: HEY!  Obama Supporters!! Don’t Let Up (via BarackObamadotcom)

Oct 28th

officed: shiningstar: dazzlingdelta: crazyonyou: ...

Oct 28th

Today has been one of those punch...

jss: (via megwhyte) These days still happen when you’re 26.  I know this.  Because today is one...

Oct 28th

Get Your Obama Election Night Grant Park...

Oct 28th

Asparagus and White Bean Pesto Tart

Oct 28th

Watch

shiningstar: mufti: emilyposts: “My wasted heart will love you…” (via ahomeboyslife) My...

Oct 28th

Work

I keep moaning and sighing while sitting at my desk.  Not a sexy moan but like a low, guttural maybe...

Oct 28th

Where do sushi chefs eat after work?

soupsoup: Hagi want

Oct 28th

Dinner Social, Avec Eric

Oct 28th

one of my fav books.  i hope it does not take him another 10...

Oct 28th

this made me laugh really hard

Oct 28th

“Dexter Morgan: I love Halloween. The one time of year when...”
— Dexter, Season One Episode...

Oct 28th

ricochet: This photo is awesome. Mast Brothers Chocolate...

Oct 28th

animalinsider: kari-shma: Happy Birthday to you … (via:...

Oct 28th

“my lunch was good but so small it would not have kept an...”
— Ariel (via officed)

Oct 28th

peterwknox: notthatkindagay: Huge ad in USA Today...

Oct 28th

me: sorry shut down gchat
did u say anything?
Leah: just this: me: WHERE YOU GO>>>>>????
i was clearly very distraught

Oct 28th

me: my legs are sore for absolutely no reason
like none
i haven't worked out in a week
Ariel: maybe the muscles are starting to atrophy?

Oct 28th

officed: Don’t you wish you were on the beach right now?...

Oct 28th

need some cuteness

Oct 28th

viewed a homeless man’s penis today….yay me.

Oct 28th

peterwknox: The weather’s so miserable, I had to check and make sure it wasn’t Monday. no, but...

Oct 28th

yes please and thank you.

Oct 27th

ok this is random

jss: borednyc: but someone posted a pic of zooey deschanel and two other girls about a week ago....

Oct 27th

peer pressure

onemoretimewithfeeling: jss: So there’s this girl from high school who wants to be my friend on...

Oct 27th

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weird video, clearly from a freshman college film class but I like this song.

Oct 27th

fishy: peterwknox: theloveyturtle: skysignal:via Cool...

Oct 27th

ok this is random

but someone posted a pic of zooey deschanel and two other girls about a week ago.  Whoever posted...

Oct 27th

Book swap, for reals

dazzlingdelta: drunkbrunch: I am thinking of organizing a Tumblr book swap on Saturday, November...

Oct 27th

“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for...”
— Winston Churchill (via...

Oct 27th

peterwknox: danhacker: Obama in Denver. “The presidential...

Oct 27th

animalinsider: sunnygrl:bibidebabideboo:andi-b:yellowblog:1v...

Oct 27th

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omg love the early 90’s corniness of this video.  so amazing. 

Oct 24th

Ugh

I am stuffed up i think my nose may fall off.  HATE BEING AT WORK.  

Oct 24th

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themattsmith: danielholter: The Vet Who Did Not Vet (via unvetted) P E R F E C T. hat...

Oct 24th

Reagan Appointee and (Recent) McCain Adviser...

Oct 24th

thedailywhat: Ad for Swedish fish candy. You had me at...

Oct 24th

Bored, Bored, Bored

I spend pretty much every single day of my work life talking to officed online (we have know each...

Oct 24th

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claudia: frangry: steveisaacs: Obama en Espanol. He is so bad ass it makes my head spin. Si...

Oct 24th

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antikris: nickmcglynn: peterwknox:ericlodwick:soupsoup:brooklynmutt: Palin: ‘I don’t know’ if...

Oct 24th

my office has a mouse

megwhyte: (via borednyc) My apartment has a mouse. Last year I/ex boyfriend killed 8 mice.  So...

Oct 24th

McCain Doesn't Look Competitive in...

Oct 24th

Listen

thenewfilosofee: matthewgruman: Lykke Li - Dance Dance Dance My favourite song right now. She...

Oct 24th

my office has a mouse

Oct 24th

Ew

I am sick, sneezy, tired and cranky.  I would luv to take a sick day except I only have one left for...

Oct 24th

Fake America located and you'll never guess...

Oct 23rd

Listen

antikris: henryeatspeople:whatson:thenightdances: “I’m Not an Addict” K’s Choice. I love Sara...

Oct 23rd

Watch

Oh this is just uncomfortable

Oct 23rd

Leah and I Talk All Day

me: back
Leah: thank goodness i was about to eat my own face off
(out of boredom)
me: hahahahahha
Leah: i'm not really that hungry

Oct 23rd

dazzlingdelta: forwhenifeellikesharing: (via...

Oct 23rd

“i would shave my head to go to mexico.”
— -Ariel (via officed) This is...

Oct 23rd

Today really just needs to be over

Oct 23rd

shiningstar: seagull: soupsoup: heyaloverly:chagrin:...

Oct 23rd

peterwknox: awesome-everyday:sporkorfoon: ...

Oct 23rd

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thenewfilosofee: brooklynmutt: notthatkindagay: unburyingthelead: vruz: Matthews: Give her a...

Oct 23rd

(via kari-shma)

Oct 23rd

thedailywhat: Blog! Blog like the wind! (via.)

Oct 23rd

“i think i’m going to leave a few mins early. i have to...”
— I love Leah.

Oct 22nd

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thedailywhat: Ellen made Obama dance again on her show. Obama: “Michelle might be a better dancer...

Oct 22nd

randominternet: (via soi)

Oct 22nd

GPOYW version I decided to use an old fb pic because I...

Oct 22nd

(via kari-shma)

Oct 22nd

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soupsoup: indieandyy:thedailywhat McCain agrees with nasty things Obama never said about western...

Oct 22nd

Palin's $150,000 shopping spree

Oct 22nd

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Oct 22nd

kari-shma: femmefatal:1cf988c02220ef80dd5122e1355227d2.jpg

Oct 22nd

Palin Claims The Vice President Is ‘In Charge...

Oct 21st

Sent in my ballot!!!!!

Oct 21st

“My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten...”
—  Erica Jong (via...

Oct 21st

Watch

peterwknox: emilydee: lukees: Obama ‘08 - Vote For Hope on Vimeo (via Vimeo) Watch this. If...

Oct 21st

Just looked at my clock totally expecting it to be around 4:45 and was shocked when I learned that,...

Oct 21st

“If small towns are real America, that would make big cities...”
— Jon Stewart, who was on fire...

Oct 21st

Best of Craigslist: To the tranny that blew...

Oct 21st

kari-shma: (via: Weheartit)

Oct 21st

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good song

Oct 21st

Watch

shiningstar: dazzlingdelta: horrible. get to the end- apparently they teach gay stuff in math...

Oct 21st

2:05???

What the fuck.  My clock is dead to me.

Oct 21st

antikris: onemoretimewithfeeling:kiamatthews:themattsmith ...

Oct 21st

stupidinboston: Mmmmm gelato I pretty much make the exact...

Oct 21st

Gallup: Obama Leads By 11

Oct 21st

Oct 21st

officed: Sorry, had to. (via)

Oct 21st

kari-shma: (via hit-or-miss) I want to fly away from my...

Oct 21st

“Oh totally. She is like barely a step above Trig.”
— Me.  Talking about how...

Oct 20th

Why we're in therapy

me: my dad is such an asshole
if i call him at work, it's always for a very specific reason
Ariel: what did he do?
me: he just called me, even though he's on vacation
and i was like "what do you need?"
bc i don't understand why he'd call my work at like 430 just to chat
but apparently he wanted to do just that
and then when i acted uninterested, he HUNG UP ON ME
Ariel: ew
he is five
me: i know!!!!!
Ariel: well my dad did not give me a bday present for the past two yrs
or a christmas present
if that makes u feel better
me: yeah, i think your dad wins the asshole award
Ariel: yeah
i mean i love him
but active parenting is not his thing

Oct 20th

livesophia: Vintage Obama

Oct 20th

“Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the...”
— - Leighann Lord. (via...

Oct 20th

“In the final days of campaigns, the say-anything,...”
— Obama, at a rally in Tampa. ...

Oct 20th

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Also love this song. 

Oct 20th

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I love her

Oct 20th

nickmcglynn: aspettandoellis:whatson: (via ajamison)

Oct 20th

megwhyte: that’s just awesome.  srsly. thedailywhat: ...

Oct 20th

antikris: (via cajunboy) amazing.

Oct 20th

Sweet Jesus how the fuck is it only...

Oct 20th

My pandora mix has been especially good today. I love it when that happens.  Almost makes up for the...

Oct 20th

thedailywhat: (via.)

Oct 20th

David Sedaris on undecided voters

Oct 20th

ricochet: oh my Yes I would like everyone of you to be an...

Oct 20th

“Yeah my plan is to grow my hair out over the winter and get...”
— Me to Annemarie this morning

Oct 20th

“It’s always like “everything’s okay”...”
— Leah on why I should listen to...

Oct 20th

16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS...

randominternet: by: Dave Barry, Nationally Syndicated Columnist 1. Never, under any...

Oct 20th

Obama Leads McCain in Newspaper Endorsements...

Oct 20th

itsnotforyou: (via smokeandacoke)

Oct 18th

Can I do this please? Thanks.

Oct 17th

This is retarded

Ugh.  I am totally done with work, in fact have been done for hours BUT because I was late to work...

Oct 17th

I am boring and sleepy today.  The only thing I am capable of doing is reblogging shit I like.  I am...

Oct 17th

“McCain kept talking about how he could help [Joe the...”
— David Letterman. (via...

Oct 17th

kateoplis: Nest Rotterdam

Oct 17th

(via ricochet)

Oct 17th

“Yeah, you never want to have to pay to have someone stick...”
— Leah’s words of wisdom...

Oct 17th

wtf

megwhyte: how is it only 2pm?  Seriously. It’s just so not ok.

Oct 17th

Was recently wasting time on facebook while at work when I...

Oct 17th

sadguysontradingfloors: What the hell? Facebook is all...

Oct 17th

Leah and I hate our jobs

Ariel: omg come back you whore
me: sorry, that was a freaking long meeting
Ariel: omg was dying
me: sorry... i was too
dying inside
a little more every minute

Oct 16th

I can be very needy with my best friends

Leah: yaaawn. i want some candy.
we have a staff meeting in a few
it should be long and boring
Sent at 2: 53 PM on Thursday
me: no you cannot do that to me!
Leah: sorry, hopefully it won't last long brbbbbb
Me: no
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Leah: sorry!
Sent at 2: 56 PM on Thursday
Me: come back now
Sent at 3: 03 PM on Thursday
me: omg come back you whore
Sent at 3: 47 PM on Thursday

Oct 16th

election08: An official flyer from the Inland GOP...

Oct 16th

peterwknox: mandalay:nightmarebrunette:...

Oct 16th

I may or may not shoot someone in the...

megwhyte: (via borednyc) Ditto.  It might be myself. Totally going to be myself.

Oct 16th

I may or may not shoot someone in the...

Oct 16th

i can't stand not having a plan.

missbrightside: the whole “let’s just play it by ear” thing does not work, especially when i’ve...

Oct 16th

peterwknox: kettering:unburyingthelead:ak47:llcheesell: I...

Oct 16th

Ever have one of those days at work that...

megwhyte:  yeah, hello thursday. Could not have said it better myself.

Oct 16th

Gardisil

officed: Hey, yeah, speaking of which. I got the first of the series of three shots you need for the...

Oct 16th

Asian Whores

Stupid Asian whores at the Deli near my work raised the price of ice coffee .50 cents.  I hate them...

Oct 16th

Get real, dude

antikris: I am sort of in a shit mood today.  There is no particular reason for my shit mood, I just...

Oct 16th

walpaper: sweet ride. Here. Want this bike in my life.

Oct 16th

Work

I am physically, emotionally and mentally unable to be an effective employee today (well lets be...

Oct 16th

stupidinboston: Once Upon a Plate: Samoas ~ The Girl Scout...

Oct 16th

Morning Sharing Time

Ugh was feeling okay when I first woke up (and by okay I mean I only slept in 20 mins) but now my...

Oct 16th

shiningstar: obama08: andreea: Out of all the pictures...

Oct 16th

iveneverheardofyou: Click on the photo for proof of...

Oct 16th

lickystickypicky: shorterexcerpts: antikris: ...

Oct 16th

Swarovski Crystal Party

Me: Ohh is that someone famous?
Alyssa: No, it's just a vestigial character from Gossip Girl.

Oct 16th

9 Awesome Places to Have Sex (And the...

Oct 15th

meltinyourmouth: A French AIDS poster. I thought it...

Oct 15th

“Also have you ever even seen an airplane bathroom?...”

Oct 15th

frangry: Miley Cyrus I don’t have a t.v. and until...

Oct 15th

Special Moment

I tend to make To Do Lists for myself at work otherwise I will literally never get anything done....

Oct 15th

GPOYW I need to learn how to take better pics with the...

Oct 15th

so funny

Oct 15th

ricochet: (via mariakonstantinov) Clearly I need these guys...

Oct 15th

orchidnoire: thedailywhat: (via.)

Oct 14th

It's only fucking Tuesday

stupidinboston: officed: Sorry, I might have to post this every Tuesday. This Tuesday is...

Oct 14th

Oh facebook

Me: Hi.
Since one of your interests is Argentina and I'm from Buenos Aires, may be you are interested in having a FB friendship. .
just got this fb message
Leah: be like "yeah, i am interested in argentina, just not in you"
Me: Hahaha

Oct 14th

Oct 14th

Teehee

Just did the “walk of victory” all the way from chicago to nyc.

Oct 14th

I'm sleepy

me: i just sat down and fell off my chair
thought you should know

Oct 10th

fuckthefrosting: Baking cupcakes for my sister today! ...

Oct 10th

Calling a hotel to make a reservation...

Me: basically u call and they ask if they can grant a wish for you
so i told them i wanted to make a reservation
then i was informed that my wish would be granted
then i was put on hold where basically an automated voice talked dirty to me
Leah: HAHAHA, what did it say?
Me: it was just like this v, smooth male voice
being like we hope we can grant all your wishes

Oct 10th

fuckthefrosting: This picture totally doesn’t do this...

Oct 10th

Oh I need a vacay

So excited to be going to chicago this weekend.  I spent most of this week thinking about murdering...

Oct 10th

sadguysontradingfloors: I dunno man… sometimes I think I...

Oct 10th

shimmerandshine: Macchu Picchu. sigggggh. Let’s go…. I...

Oct 10th

jss: Seriously, help me!  How can I stop myself from eating...

Oct 9th

Out canvassing for Obama in Philly.  You know you wanna do...

Oct 9th

Possible Reasons Why McCain Referred To...

angie608: iveneverheardofyou: Via Radar • He forgot Obama’s name. • He didn’t want to say...

Oct 9th

Ahhhh so hungry about to chew arm off.  Mmm am getting Korean bbq for lunch so all will be well...

Oct 9th

thebestbirthcontrolofall: Can your fetus compete with...

Oct 9th

meltinyourmouth: noahkai: (via beverlyhasablog)

Oct 9th

iveneverheardofyou: Working Class Hero: Alexandra Svoboda...

Oct 9th

stupidinboston: peterwknox: kl7: The 8 Phases of Dating...

Oct 8th

Watch

this is actually amazing

Oct 8th

officed: PS, I sort of have a girlcrush on henryeatspeople. So she can really do no wrong. Yeah I...

Oct 8th

sadguysontradingfloors: Ok ok ok.  What was it that Eddie...

Oct 8th

randominternet: flickr

Oct 8th

eec: The 60s was the best decade for hair, who’s with me ...

Oct 8th

GPOYW version I should be doing something with this file but...

Oct 8th

“I think [healthcare] should be a right for every American.”
— Barack Obama (via...

Oct 8th

meltinyourmouth: (via lickystickypicky)

Oct 8th

nickmcglynn: (via animalinsider)

Oct 7th

“Before I met you my heart was a crap taco”

Oct 7th

“A woman’s role in sexual relationships is so fucked up in...”
— Allison (in response to “What...

Oct 7th

fareastmeetswildwest: (via funtime) To Kyla

Oct 7th

I have a book of his at home and i love it

Oct 7th

Google launches Mail Goggles to save you from...

Oct 7th

Watch

Sarah Silverman I love you.

Oct 7th

Obama

So this past weekend I went to volunteer for Obama in Northeast Philly and if you have not done...

Oct 7th

“Julia, Can you come out to LA so I can cunt-bunt you back...”
— Henry James (via antikris)

Oct 7th

Ugh men you are all pigs

was just asked out by a married man while his wife tried on a dress at Zara.  puke.  men are all...

Oct 6th

antikris: marklisanti: I dunno, guys. With such a vast...

Oct 6th

officed: Uh oh. I made a baby with my boy and the child (I...

Oct 6th

The Obamas

stupidinboston: isgabi: The Huffington Post had a great article about Mr. and Mrs. Obama’s PDAs...

Oct 6th

"I want my country back"

peterwknox: theletterb: obama08: “Hello Philly, “I am glad to be here today for this voter...

Oct 6th

officed: antikris: candywrapped: love him longtime...

Oct 6th

“We cannot expect one man to heal every wound, to solve every...”
— The New Yorker endorses...

Oct 3rd

antikris: sarahchristine:jss via iveneverheardofyou via...

Oct 3rd

“I’ve been at this for like five weeks”
— yeah that is not enough

Oct 3rd

She is nifty

When Sarah Palin says that she does not answer questions the same way that Joe Biden does.  As in...

Oct 3rd

antikris: kaiticalamity: inothernews: SARAH PALIN WINKS...

Oct 3rd

antikris: Maverick is going to replace douchebag in my vocabulary. Sarah Palin is a ENORMOUS...

Oct 3rd

Watch

antikris: This woman makes me want to sew my vagina closed and join the Taliban.  She is...

Oct 2nd

antikris: soupsoup:bigcrush: Paul Newman’s Life in...

Oct 2nd

Sexy

Just got to talk a press call from a journalist in london.  Mmmm I love that accent, maybe the best...

Oct 2nd

complete freak out

Ahhhh so I have a job interview today.  I’m sneaking out on my lunch break and although I...

Oct 2nd

The Myth of Sarah Palin

peterwknox: dazzlingdelta:themattsmith:danielholter: via Rolling Stone THE MYTH: “She took the...

Oct 2nd

henryeatspeople: lesbenjamin: antikris: This explains...

Oct 2nd

whateverlolawants: Nourishment is what I was lacking…...

Oct 2nd

Watch

officed: soupsoup: adamiss: 5 Friends Uncensored (via 5friendsvote) PSA from hella celebs...

Oct 1st

henryeatspeople: verenasays: ITS A BABY. AND ITS SO VERY...

Oct 1st

officed: Pork chops

Oct 1st