December 2008
170 posts
The ex factor
I rarely write about my dating life on tumblr. I don’t think there is anything wrong with doing it but up until now I have not. Anyways, I recently had an experience involving an ex and I wanted to blog about it. I dated the same person for about two and a half years. We started dating in college, moved out to NYC together and lived together for about nine months. We had always had a pretty...
Fwd: the D
officed:
MADE MY DAY/LIFE. You know who you are.
me too.
“i think he looks like a carnie (as in, someone who would work with the traveling...”
– me
“Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently,...”
– George Carlin (via kari-shma)
mimilachula:
My Moon, My Man by Feist
yums →
In reference to shopping penguin
Leah: k, shopping penguin!
me: "first he eats a giant fish"
teehee
shopping penguin!
lalalalalalalalalalalalal
Leah: see him walking down the street on a happy little street
then he drinks out of a bucket
me: I wish it was longer than a 1 min
I wish there were many acts like an opera
Leah: i know, i know
it's too short
chrisreinhard:
Radiohead - Bones
A bonus from...
me: yeah....
don't judge me
your bf asks you if you "want the D" and you think Dairy Queen
so we all have our embarrassing moment.
[redacted]: ok, come on, what would you have said??
me: I would have assumed he meant dick
not soft serve
Oh sex
me: what is the most awkward thing someone has ever said to you during sex?
Leah: well, it wasn't sex
but the time that guy talked to his penis
and asked if it wanted a blow job
me: HAHAHAHA
hahaha
me: omg, when we were saying the hanukah prayer last night, my mom started crying
and [the boyf] was like "now i know where you get it from"
and proceeded to tell everyone that i cry every day
Ariel: hahaha
why did your mom cry?
me: she just gets emotional at jew-y stuff
I physically cannot make myself work today. ...
spitintheocean:
insidethebox:
Tom Waits - “Sea...
Apt
It’s totally gross outside but my roommate and I are making banana bread. Sometimes I hate my apartement, hate my tiny messy room, hate my rent and feel ambivalent about my choice to stay in new york. However, this evening I am quite happy.
Food
I am so flipping hungry I have lost the ability to think. The food arrived for the party but apparently we cannot start eating till 3 (stupid, stupid, stupid). I am trying to read an article entitled Maternal Decision Making, Ethics and the Law, I am reading this to help my office write a legal brief but at this point I am no use to anyone and they should just let my bury my face in a plate of...
Our office party food just arrived from this... →
On days like today....
antikris:
is when I dont like being single. I dont mind being single for the holidays. I have no problem with not having a date for New Years, someone usually tries to grope me at midnight anyway…but on snow days like today I miss sitting on the sofa with a down comforter wrapped around me and the one I love, eating junk food and watching BAAD TV.
totally agree.
I want a snow day....
Bush Announces Deal to Stave Off Bankruptcy By...
soupsoup:
President Bush announced $13.4 billion in emergency loans to prevent the collapse of General Motors and Chrysler, and another $4 billion available for the hobbled automakers in February, with the entire bailout conditioned on the companies undertaking sweeping reorganization plans to show that they can return to profitability quickly.
via New York Times.
What Obama said this morning, re: Warren
spitintheocean:
kapitalisthippie:
soupsoup:
chuckmore:apsies:butnotmine:
PETER SLEVIN, WASHINGTON POST: I have a question about pastor Rick Warren. He holds a number of social views at odds with your own views and your strong supporters. I’m wondering what went into your decision to choose him for this prominent role as you embark on your own presidency at a time when you are dotting every...
“OMG, I’m SO ITCHY
my back and stomach and legs
i feel like i have the...”
– Leah
“yeah, you had some knockers on you for a hot second”
– Leah. In reference to the fact that my boobs shrunk when I lost weight. I miss them…
Elisabeth Hasselbeck's 25 Most Annoying Moments Of... →
erinshannon:
soupsoup:
(via adamiss)
Mike, →
livesophia:
I wish you all the best today, and I’m sure I’m not the only one. Stay positive!
xoxo Sophia
Wanted to echo the message. We all hope that everything turns out okay for you!
My friends compare me to Mona Lisa Vito from My...
(via urbanredneck)
I always wanted to be her from the first time I saw that movie:)
2 weeks and counting...
I have slightly less than two weeks left at my current job. The only things I still have to do here are 1.) write a letter of resignation and 2.) file some things. I have resorted to eating pretzels out of sheer boredom and checking gmail, facebook, and tumblr every 2.5 mins.
“Just before the 2004 election, [Warren] sent out an e-mail to his congregation...”
– — Just one from so many quotable lines by Michelle Goldberg on why Rick Warren is a slap in the face to Obama’s supporters.
Dear President-Elect Obama who I poured my heart and soul out for to get elected,
Get your goddamn head out of your motherfucking ass.
xoxo
Erica
(via ericasavestheday)
...
I am the only person at my office...nap time?
Office Party
Mmm I just put in our catering order at Daisy May’s for our Holiday Party. This is what we will have:
- bbq ribs.
- pulled bbq pork and chicken.
- spicy cornbread.
- creamed corn.
- dirty rice.
- cole slaw.
- red velvet cupcake.
My friend is in nursing school
Me: how is your day going?
Kaitlyn: good. I got to take care of new mamas today
find the uterus, feel the titties, hold the babies
all in a day's work.
“It’s like showing up to an interview for a corporate job in a track suit.”
– Ariel, on guys not offering to pay on the first date. (via officed)
