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Aug 29th

“OH NO HE DIDN’T”
— Eliz, on the events of today...

Aug 29th

Aug 29th

“me: she makes me want to trade in my ovaries”
— Re. recent political events

Aug 29th

I am so ashamed…so very ashamed of my gender at the...

Aug 29th

McCain you are a son of a bitch

jackieheartsb: shiningstar: McCain, this whole ‘picking a woman’ thing is really, really low and...

Aug 29th

ihatesarapalin

Aug 29th

officed: brianvan: The all-new Please Follow Me Fridays! ...

Aug 29th

“i mean, if you get that little tingly feeling down there,...”
— How to tell if it’s a good...

Aug 29th

“Alyssa: horrible shaved tucked in vagina man”

Aug 29th

“I’m not taking a 10% chance on change.”
— Barack Obama in tonight’s...

Aug 29th

“Every time Barack Obama speaks, an angel has an orgasm.”
— Daily Show (via officed)

Aug 29th

“Leah: yummy i ate another tiny bite of cookie so orgasmic...”

Aug 28th

boobs again

One of my bra straps just broke.  Now one breast is happily sitting inside its cup and the other one...

Aug 28th

Cyber-food-sex

Leah: i just ate the last few bites of an ice cream sandwich and it was literally the best thing i have put in my mouth all week
me: ohh nice, where was it from?
Leah: free giveaway from comcaston the street
me: but who made the ice cream... ben and jerry? i want to really be able to imagine the flavor
Leah: i don't know, it was pre-packaged. it was really quality vanilla ice cream
me: hmmm, yum. go on. give me more details. this is like cyber-food-sex.
Leah: the cookies were moist and had lots of chocolate chunks
me: whoa go on tell me more
Leah: everything melded together into a bite full of heaven
me: sexy me: i want to get naked
and eat that sandwhich

Aug 28th

Aug 28th

officed: mattattack: shorterexcerpts: I wonder what...

Aug 28th

officed: antikris: It’s said that two heads are better...

Aug 28th

Phelps gets $1.6 million book deal

Aug 28th

“Leah:i’m going to the mecca after work (target)”

Aug 27th

“A woman voting for John McCain would be like a chicken...”
— President of Planned...

Aug 27th

Work

Today my job seems to consist of putting food items into my face even when i am not very hungry.  

Aug 27th

“I’m not saying talk to strangers. I’m saying, audition some...”
— Daily Pep Talk from a Best...

Aug 27th

Ariel gives me some tough love

Leah: i ate raw cookie dough last night. far too much, felt disgusting
me: that really is gross. were you making cookies? or was it just from a tube or something?
Leah: it was from a tub. [boyfriend] gave me this tub of frozen dough, from which you can make cookies but i tend to just eat it plain, which is so bad
me: yeah, that actually is gross you are not allowed to do that or you will end up living alone with 50 cats, wearing a kitten sweatshirt. i will put you on intervention

Aug 27th

A Decline in Uninsured Is Reported for 2007 -...

Aug 27th

A lesson to all: don't be stingy when...

Two words for you girls...pocket rocket
me: how's the new toy?
Ariel: i think i should have spent more money. its not very well made and sometimes comes apart at crucial moment.

Aug 27th

I would like a vacation to any of these spots

Aug 26th

I NEED TO LEARN TO EDIT MYSELF

Aug 26th

Why on earth did Daddy Yankee endorse McCain.  What is the world coming to when my fav latin rapper...

Aug 26th

“she also said she would rather have the entire Isreali...”
— Ariel (via officed)

Aug 26th

I like this suggestion...

officed: sarahchristine: lastweeksdate: I think we should all stop calling it “walk of shame”. ...

Aug 26th

Watch

Good angst song

Aug 26th

100 Reasons Why McCain Won’t Be President of...

Aug 26th

“I would rather have a skeleton rape me in my anus than have...”
— Alyssa on a certain guy.

Aug 26th

iamexcitedfordinnerandworktobeover

Aug 25th

baby daddy

Aug 25th

Savage Detectives

I am VERY excited that my fav actor Gael Garcia Bernal will be acting in the movie version of one of...

Aug 25th

“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something...”
— Aldous Huxley (via...

Aug 25th

Is Dora getting a Makeover?

Aug 25th

“Annemarie:just told brian that [redacted] is afraid of black...”

Aug 25th

This Blog is the Shit

Aug 25th

Where's the beef?

officed: I don’t think I could do a juice cleanse. I mean, I’ve tried some wacky shit in the past...

Aug 25th

moving on in life

Although i am now an avid facebook user, I hope that by the time I get married, engaged or prego I...

Aug 25th

Weekend

My liver hates me and thinks I am the spawn of satan. I should go to bed at 9pm but am throwing a...

Aug 24th

“Last night the bottle of tequila fell off the fridge and did...”
— Sara on booze.

Aug 22nd

Lunch

Was kidnapped at lunch by co-workers and impregnanted with french fries and Sangria. Am debating...

Aug 22nd

“Becky: how are you?? me: good ate a lot of food and now...”

Aug 22nd

“Leah: you are getting feisty me: its way more fun to be...”

Aug 22nd

Watch

officed: I’m a sucker for baby animals.

Aug 22nd

Her song Movin’ Cool is one of the best pop songs i...

Aug 22nd

“I don’t want nobody, always Sittin’ around me...”
— I love Aretha Franklin and...

Aug 22nd

“John McCain looks like a penis in need of some Viagra. Do we...”
— AntiKris (via antikris)

Aug 22nd

I won't comment on if there's any truth...

Leah: whatcha doin tonight?
Me: still don't know. maybe going to mets game with investment bankers and alyssa, maybe just going home and sleeping. its kind of a toss up. seriously you need to listen to the song "little bit." its so sexy. want to have sex to it. and you will too. actually you and [boyfriend] probably like to have sex to bad hip hop while you are the school girl and he is the gangster, or whatever it is you to do.

Aug 21st

Buttttt.......

I am wearing the abu ghraib of thongs today.  This thing should never have been invested it is so...

Aug 21st

Ugh where is that dress from and why is it soooo cute! ...

Aug 21st

seriously i want everything from this collection

Aug 21st

antikris: Together again?  Even though I want to shag Ryan...

Aug 21st

I'm a special person

I just realized that for the entire morning I was wearing my jacket inside out.  I knew it felt a...

Aug 21st

“Me: Dear Baby Jesus: I would like to go shopping that...”

Aug 20th

want to be in Barcelona, rather than hateful office.

Aug 20th

“me: omg this day cannot go on Alyssa: 2…...”

Aug 20th

Some post lunch thoughts

I would rather have a bedwetting problem than have today be only Wednesday.

Aug 20th

Boobs

So not to be a informercial or anything but I HAVE to plug a product.  I just bought the Sasha bra...

Aug 20th

On wishes and dreams...

Me: i want new job. well more accurately i want no job... and money. basically i want to be a housewife
Leah: no you don't. you really want to do laundry, cook and clean all day?actually, that sounds pretty good
Me: yeah see? and i would take pilates and work out, maybe take a dance class? it would be amazing
Leah: yeah! and watch lots of bad daytime television
Me: ugh that sounds orgasmic to me, totally orgasmic. well what i actually want is to have a job i like, but to have a working schedule like they do in france. 30 hrs a week, and 6 weeks vacation time. that is totally normal and healthy. 40 hrs is fucking bullshit. total fucking bullshit. i poop on 40 hrs
Leah: yes! that would be awesome. i heard this rumor that there was some bill floating around congress to make 4-day workday (32 hour work week) but i don't believe it
Me: oh lord, sweet baby jesus let that bill pass.

Aug 20th

“You are retarded. Get a kitten. There. That is my advice.”
— Me on the kitten debate. (via...

Aug 20th

NBC is a bunch of pervs

Aug 20th

Office survival tip #4

officed: Seriously, have a snack around 10am (if you eat breakfast around 8am or earlier). If not,...

Aug 20th

OMG the accent game is like the most amazing waste of time known to god.  I love it.  Thank you...

Aug 20th

I do not believe in the system that I live in anymore.

Aug 19th

“Leah: i have to go to a dentist apt in a few mins which...”
— Capitalism sucks

Aug 19th

“me: ew go look at his fb pics yuck yuck yuck you can...”
— Me and Paqui can be very mean...

Aug 19th

“It was all like “Well its been quite awhile since we...”
— Message between Paqui and I...

Aug 19th

I have the attention span of a 3 year-old when it comes to filing.  I am terrible at it and am...

Aug 19th

Keira Knightly looks so hit on the cover of Vogue.  I’m sorry but why on earth would you let...

Aug 19th

I want this entire collection.  Literally all of it.  

Aug 19th

antikris: New Dita Von Teese collection for Wonderbra.  Word

Aug 19th

hmmm

Okay I realized I know have two pics of Phelps on my blog as well as a post about how he is retarded...

Aug 19th

Music Plug

It was recently suggested that I listen to Lykke Li.  Awesome sexiness music esp. the song Little...

Aug 19th

antikris: I dont need to add any commentary to this...

Aug 19th

antikris: That’s a cute halter.  I need one like that.  All...

Aug 19th

“i would rather have sex with Clay Aiken then have sex with...”
— me on men.

Aug 19th

“Alyssa: a gay habeias corpus a gay mammal a gay...”
— Alyssa on men.

Aug 19th

“Work is hateful”

Aug 18th

“i mean yes but its like 6 ft off the ground which is nice...”
— Me on having a loft bed in my...

Aug 18th

officed: (via jackieheartsb) I hear ya, girl. I’m right...

Aug 18th

“I know why poor people have historically low voter-turnout...”
— Our cupboard was bare author...

Aug 18th

“Either go very expensive or very cheap, it is the middle...”
— Karl Lagerfield (via...

Aug 18th

“It’s just like, thank you [redacted]. Thanks for being...”
— A certain friend about her ex....

Aug 18th

“If this was Cuba I would be on a raft right now”

Aug 18th

“Leah: oh, i know, i totally do too i’ll be so busy...”

Aug 18th

antikris: I think I gave him a quarter this morning. 

Aug 15th

“Men, in general, are but great children.”
— Napoleon Bonaparte No shit. ...

Aug 15th

“America will always do the right thing, but only after...”
— Winston Churchill. I think I...

Aug 15th

Adoption

So I just posted a pic of David Sedaris.  Why you may ask?  Because I love him.   I love him so much...

Aug 15th

David Sedaris

Aug 15th

“In her first month at the sorority, Jessie ate six weeks...”
— Intervention episode on a...

Aug 14th

officed: PUPPY!! duplo: I’m feeling mushy.

Aug 14th

I want to go steady with Pret Manager

Aug 14th

Eating for Two

So its not even 10 am and I am already dipping pretzel’s into the yummy homemade chocolate...

Aug 14th

“Oh, war. It’s just God’s way of teaching Americans...”
— Jon Stewart (via noraleah)...

Aug 14th

Good work habits in a capitalist society

If I thought I could get away with watching T.V. on my ipod while working in an open plan office I...

Aug 13th

“ i’ve decided crushes are like crack. they feel amazing when...”
—  I’ll let that one remain...

Aug 13th

“Lovers of apathy and irony, hipsters are connected through a...”
— I read the article… I blog,...

Aug 13th

Don't mean to be a bad sport, but ( I...

officed: Not really sure why everyone is so in love with Michael Phelps. My friends who went to...

Aug 13th

“me: i am so hungry my appetite has been that of the...”
— On Love and Relationships

Aug 13th

My hot and sexy night

So last night I was babysitting for a new family.  Said family had a very active nine-month-old and...

Aug 13th

Mind Over Matter

Today I discovered a great way to make the time pass while on the subway.  I can watch t.v. on my...

Aug 13th

officed: For me, it all boils down to intention. If you...

Aug 12th

Ariel: poop i'm terrible at computers
me: you are. but it's ok. we're all terrible at something.

Aug 12th

Glory Hole from hell!

Aug 12th

ok in case anyone else wants to go to the...

Aug 12th

Thai Food

I actually just put the number of one of my fav thai places on my speed dial.  Because you know,...

Aug 12th

Subway

I love people who stand exactly in front of the subway door, when said door is open and it is rush...

Aug 12th

“Sara: “What kind of cereal did you buy?” Me:...”
— Sara commenting on my high...

Aug 12th

Pick-Up Lines are Sexy

So recently as I was walking home a young man standing on the corner told me he would like to...

Aug 11th

You know you're a hippie when...

Your pre-packaged, frozen lunch says on the box “May contain traces of: Abundance, Random...

Aug 11th

Leah: but i'm pretty sure i'm getting a cat when i move, and if [boyfriend] doesn't like it, he can suck it
Me: right. good. tell him to suck on the kitty

Aug 11th

Fashion

I really really do not like gladiator sandals.  I’m sorry but I have only seen like two pairs...

Aug 11th

Morning

It is 10a.m. and I have already eaten all the food that I brought with me.  This means that either...

Aug 11th

so I officially think men are lesser beings

Aug 8th

Ugh the U.S. Government is actually...

I find it a bit disturbing that Bruce E. Ivins is probably (most likely by all accounts) the person...

Aug 8th

“did you download that holocaust thing or whatever its...”
— Me, trying to figure out how I...

Aug 8th

In regards to the last quote

Danielle wanted it noted that she saw the man’s entire ass as he was moving.  This was an...

Aug 8th

“Um can I get you a glass of water or something”...”
— Danielle to her Russian...

Aug 8th

hmm saw this list on other blogs and...

1. My uncle once: sailed a tiny sailboat in a hurricane 2. Never in my life: Will I vote for a...

Aug 8th

Five seconds of fame

Aug 8th

Um huge morning rant

So I have to rant about what I saw on the subway this morning.  Everyday I take the same train to...

Aug 8th

The singles add I plan to put up in...

i am interested in meeting anyone that drives his oversized SUV in two lanes simultaneously, does...

Aug 7th

Yes I actually said this on gchat

“Oh, my other funny story is I saw this guy on the street from far away and thought that he looked cute, but sort of scruffy. As I got closer I realized that he was homeless and drunk at 8: 30 in the morning, which I think says a lot about my taste in men.”

Aug 7th

Facebook matters

Me: ew I am friends with (name redacted) on facebook and he looks like a serial killer.
Leah: to be fair, he always kind of looked like a serial killer
Me: it is just VERY pronounced right now

Aug 7th

Why I'm blogging

So I started this blog because my friend made me.  Really that is the truth. I live in Brooklyn and...

Aug 7th