Bored in NYC

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officed: soupsoup: adamiss: 5 Friends Uncensored (via 5friendsvote) PSA from hella celebs...

Oct 1st

henryeatspeople: verenasays: ITS A BABY. AND ITS SO VERY...

Oct 1st

officed: Pork chops

Oct 1st

“me: yeah well thats good that since one seems nice”
— I so need to learn how to type

Sep 30th

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peterwknox: allibautista:soupsoup:ericlodwick:suitep: Watch this. John McCain promising war,...

Sep 30th

“Morning sunshine. love u. u ur my bright light through...”
— Text from the boy. He’s no...

Sep 30th

Your daily TMI

me: k, here's a funny story. so i read this article in glamour about the 20 things a woman should expect from her significant other, and one of them was "he should be obsessed with one or more of her body parts." so i asked [boyfriend] which body part of mine he was obsessed with, and he gave me the cop-out answer of "every part." and i was like, "come on, that's the easy answer. tell me something specific." so he said, in all seriousness: "your butthole"
Ariel: omg, thats so gross. thats kind of a copout as well
me: and then he was like "what? was that not the right answer?"
Ariel: i mean any guy can be obsessed with a hole
me: but then he went on to explain why he liked it. apparently, it's not hairy and it's not discolored. i was like, good to know, i really haven't seen it
Ariel: TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Sep 29th

Monday Afternoon

Leah: only 4:05, eh? i want to fight my clock
me: my clock is dead to me

Sep 29th

winstonwolfe: Things did not look good at my local Wachovia...

Sep 29th

kjule02: you are a lucky lady!!
me: yeah lucky i managed to swallow my vomit after reading that
kjule02: eww. i can only imagine an evening with him.
me: ugh
kjule02: you would have to be drugged
me: i would have to be dead
kjule02: hha
me: and he would have to have sex with my corpse

Sep 29th

Bailout failed

Clearly it is now time to buy canned good and take my money out of the bank and stuff my mattress...

Sep 29th

peterwknox: mikehudack:streeter: Epic. And we will not...

Sep 29th

Awkward fb message part deux

ewwww.  Just realized fb message was from a guy who followed me around my whole bday night trying to...

Sep 29th

Awkward fb message...is he trying to hit...

Ariel. When I woke up this morning a friend of mine had emailed me that he saw that I went to a...

Sep 29th

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peterwknox: lizlemon:derbygirl:brieflynoted:rockuboff:soupsoup:adamiss: Jack Cafferty...

Sep 29th

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love this song

Sep 29th

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is...”
—  Albert Einstein (via...

Sep 29th

48 hours of freedom is never enough

me: the weekends feel shorter and shorter. it's just not fair
Ariel: totally. such bullshit. i cannot even express my anger at the weekend for being over

Sep 29th

winstonwolfe: mikehudack:gregnews:(via eatsleepdraw)

Sep 29th

“my breath smells like I ate a dead baby while on crystal...”
— Eliz (via officed)

Sep 29th

Here's a lovely story to share with your...

antikris: soupsoup: suitep: Although this is a secondhand report, the person who sent this...

Sep 29th

I got something stuck in my vagina and I can...

Sep 26th

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peterwknox: Fresh Intelligence : Radar Online : Chris Rock DESTROYS On Larry King ...

Sep 26th

OBAMA UP BY 4

Sep 26th

malty: peterwknox: adamgotterer: The new beer room at...

Sep 26th

Why the Stones are better than the...

winstonwolfe: The Beatles sang ballads. The Stones sing the blues.       Both great bands but one...

Sep 26th

Listen

randominternet: joelaz: Spoon - Bring It On Home To Me (Sam Cooke cover) Photo by Niemster ...

Sep 26th

God I am retarded

I recently signed up for netflixs and got so excited when my first disk of the wire arrived that I...

Sep 26th

Decent explanation of the bailout.

Sep 26th

randominternet: hi five i want one

Sep 26th

antikris: candywrapped:henryeatspeople:(via lesbenjamin)

Sep 26th

So true

Leah: i have to say, i will be very sad if you get a new job and won't be able to talk to me on gchat 24/7
Me: i mean
i probably would not at first
but eventually
almost everyone gets to the gchat pt
Leah: words of wisdom

Sep 25th

Not Specifically how I feel today but...

officed: This is apparently a real letter written to an exec at Proctor & Gamble. I couldn’t...

Sep 25th

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officed: Fight-Do, a popular fitness class in South America. I used to do it every day when I lived...

Sep 25th

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peterwknox: gregbrown: The Katie Couric interview with Palin is proving to be the best thing ever....

Sep 25th

mzchristine: chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy: ...

Sep 25th

My Day

Here is what my day has been reduced to. 1.) Thinking about applying to new jobs. 2.) Counting...

Sep 25th

Katie Couric Interviews Palin

mzchristine: superdoofus-stratodrive: hunsonisgroovy: Couric: You’ve said, quote, “John McCain...

Sep 25th

This is how bored I sometimes get

Leah: still here just invisible
Me: oh its fine. I mean i write to you even when u r not there so don't think being invisible will ever stop my constant chatter
Leah: true sometimes i worry that you're carrying on a whole conversation with me when i'm not here
Me: no that rarely happens.

Sep 24th

vommy cute

officed: megwhyte: From: J To: Meg Whyte Subject: omg omg omg I can’t wait to kiss you  Too...

Sep 24th

[redacted]: omg, i have a painful pimple on my ass
me: TMI
[redacted]: i know, it hurts
me: well in that case i am sorry can i blog about it?
[redacted]: NOOO

Sep 24th

(via shimmerandshine)

Sep 24th

This is what most Wednesdays feel like

me: piss vomit piss
Leah: u said it sista

Sep 24th

The 'ClayNation' is Shocked and Appalled

peterwknox: dazzlingdelta:shiningstar: Here are just a few of the outcries from Clay Aiken fans...

Sep 24th

gpoyw i’ve had 4 cups of this already edition

Sep 24th

Real fb message sent to my friend just...

officed: (no subject) “Are you a pregnant women if so I love pregnnat women. If not can I please...

Sep 24th

My boss is gone, which basically means I think it is totally acceptable to not do work and to apply...

Sep 24th

“Sarah Palin is a symbol of everything that is wrong with the...”
— Thank you Rolling Stone

Sep 24th

“All I want to do is be in Paris, speaking French, smoking...”
— Leo (via blakeley) (via...

Sep 23rd

We've reached that time of the day...

officed: soupsoup: antikris: disapprovingmonkey: …when I become cranky and irritable. If I was...

Sep 23rd

Conversation I had with a newspaper...

Me: do you have a photo department?
Do you keep archives?
Do you keep microfilm?
Do you inhale enough oxygen to function like a normal person?

Sep 23rd

“that’s what they did in baby mama (to the taint of the...”
— Leah re. putting olive oil on...

Sep 23rd

 I miss buenos Aires.  This is what my old barrio looked...

Sep 23rd

officed: duplo: Hey, Martha Stewart! Posting pictures of...

Sep 23rd

Hmm. Maybe it’s just me but when I body slam someone on the street while going on a crowded...

Sep 23rd

“Have you ever been to Alaska, Dave? Its like the Road...”
— Chris Rock on Letterman last...

Sep 23rd

sigh, a young Robert Redford before all the plastic surgery....

Sep 23rd

50 Most Stylish men of the last 50 years. ...

Sep 23rd

You know you have a problem with food...

When you wake up around 3am and decide you are so hungry there is no possible way you can go back to...

Sep 23rd

“welcome to my hairy bush”
— Leah

Sep 22nd

“I want to be done playing this lady Nov. 5. So if anybody...”
— Tina Fey

Sep 22nd

Confessional Mondays

Last night I had awful dreams about being fired and thus got no sleep.  So far today I have consumed...

Sep 22nd

“In the negotiations, Republicans wanted to limit the amount...”
— Format of Biden-Palin Debate...

Sep 22nd

officed: jennifur85: I want to go back to South America. ...

Sep 19th

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He makes me wet my pants

Sep 19th

I think this is kind of a good idea

Dear Friends:  We may have thought we wanted a woman on a national political ticket, but the joke...

Sep 19th

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I’ve been listening to this song way too much

Sep 19th

Note to Self

I should probably not leave cover letters for new jobs in the office printer or on the office...

Sep 19th

antikris: How can the bosses not know that our jobs only take one hour of the day to complete and...

Sep 18th

Ugh I had been making an effort to eat healthy and now that is just shot to shit.  In addition to...

Sep 18th

Still cutting and pasting…..

Sep 18th

shimmerandshine: sundaymorning: Lady Day she’s fabulous. ...

Sep 18th

Today my life is cutting and pasting e-mails from an excel spreadsheet and putting them into another...

Sep 18th

I feel there is a distinct possibility that I may shoot myself in the face before the work day is...

Sep 18th

“To get your partner in the mood, turn down the Barry White...”
— Weird, weird, weird

Sep 18th

“We also don’t have to invent a lot of new technology either....”
— Paul Ehrlich on population...

Sep 18th

“Ladies, if you have made a conscientious decision that you...”
— I know that maybe I should be...

Sep 17th

“If John McCain hadn’t said that ‘the fundamentals of our...”
— Bill Burton, Obama campaign...

Sep 17th

I may or may not get fired before today...

Sep 17th

“Sarah Palin’s political views are totally cribbed from the...”
— Sarah Palin - Dickipedia (via...

Sep 17th

Gratuitous Wednesday pic featuring new haircut and me...

Sep 17th

“White privilege is being able to make fun of community...”
— Thanks Red Room

Sep 16th

haha even people in Alaska don't like her.

Sep 16th

shimmerandshine: We heart it / Visual bookmark for...

Sep 16th

For those of you who are confused

Sep 16th

Is Barack Obama Muslin?

Sep 16th

officed: justalittlefaith: unicornology: (via scout) ...

Sep 16th

Could not agree more Mr. Krugman

Sep 16th

Leah: i have to pee but i'm too lazy to. That is the epitome of laziness
me: i have literally let myself get to the point where i am about to wet myself before i go.

Sep 15th

Let see if the day improves if I

Check facebook 900 times hoping that something interesting will happen when I am on it.  And...

Sep 15th

It just gets curioser and curioser

Sep 15th

Palin is a serious tard

Sep 15th

“Awww, that’s kind of sad! a lot of people think that...”
— Leah 

Sep 15th

“Why would Republicans, the party of business, want to focus...”
— Tom Friedman (via peterwknox)

Sep 15th

Sep 15th

I may be prego

I mean I am probably not but here the only two reasons I’m debating it. 1.) I feel very sick...

Sep 15th

30 Things Every Woman Should Have Before...

orchidnoire: 1. Clothes that fit the size she is now, not the size she was five years ago 2. A...

Sep 15th

Broke

I have a 140 in my checking account.  I need to learn not to make impulse purchases.  

Sep 15th

“then the guy whose bday it was (who is short, cubby, and...”
— Ariel. This is not news, but…...

Sep 15th

Text Message I recieved from Annemarie

Annemarie: Reporting live from the greyhound station in harrisburg, pa: the most enormous pair of tits have been sighted...they are like sacks of rice.
Me: Please take a photo and send it.

Sep 15th

The economy is in the pooper

In one the most extraordinary days in Wall Street’s in history, Merrill Lynch is near an 11th-hour...

Sep 14th

shimmerandshine: aaaaajane: Nina Simone Is the shit.

Sep 14th

“Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, General...”
— One Hundred Years of Solitude...

Sep 12th

lilyplume: ak47:yotaroh: tatielle: Jean Shrimpton by David...

Sep 12th

Oh Lord I am so worried about this election

Sep 12th

mostly i blogged that photo because that...

Sep 12th

orchidnoire: jamiehartley: life just got...

Sep 12th

Oh and another thing

The new season of Dexter starts on my birthday (as if it were a present just for me) and I do not...

Sep 12th

Ughhh

I spent all of yesterday dealing with either a severe bout of the flu or with food poisoning. Now,...

Sep 12th

lilyplume: fiesta en paris! AISLAP (via Dubwise Version)

Sep 12th

antikris: shannonmurf:  (via scout) Amen. Could not...

Sep 12th

MEN:TAKE NOTE

shimmerandshine: Women’s Terminology Uncovered For You 1) FINE: This is the word a woman uses to...

Sep 12th

I need to wake up

Today I have consumed 1 small cup coffee, one huge cup black tea, 3 cups green tea and I am still...

Sep 10th

I love fall

officed: But with the crisp autumn air comes the onslaught of students. I hate when the students...

Sep 10th

antikris: animalinsider: holy balls that is cute. 

Sep 10th

Well Said.

Sep 10th

Whoa you would think Palin would at least...

Sep 10th

lilyplume: lookmom: oooooh. beetlejuice come to mama

Sep 10th

“i fixed my funny spelling mistake, although i have fucked in...”
— borednyc (via officed)

Sep 10th

officed: borednyc: peterwknox: editorlisa: Showtime’s...

Sep 10th

Morning Sharing Time

Mmm this morning I had the most amazing breakfast.  Homemade granola with greek yogurt, berries and...

Sep 10th

antikris: allibautista: My life would be A LOT easier if...

Sep 10th

Did you know

officed: fur-elise: tightgrip: McDonalds delivers the food to your home in Buenos Aires?  They...

Sep 9th

peterwknox: sahil: Do Old Liberal Ladies Love Spunky...

Sep 9th

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I love this song and the video is nifty also

Sep 9th

Mornings are sexy

This morning was an epic example of unattractiveness I woke up late, drenched in sweat (because my...

Sep 9th

It's only Tuesday

Sep 9th

He MAY be batshit crazy

Leah: [boyfriend] is so crazy, seriously. he's trying to shoot this photo that he thinks will sell like crazy after the election, and he needs an older-looking drinking fountain for it and is going to pay like $50-100 for one on ebay
Me: what the fuck are you talking about?
Leah: right, that's my point. to the outside world, he seems absolutely batshit crazy
Me: i just burst out laughing when i read that
Leah: right. that's my point exactly.

Sep 8th

Sep 8th

antikris: henryeatspeople: Haziz?! So Shelley Malil...

Sep 8th

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This song is amazing for a bad day, good day, dancing day, and crushing day.

Sep 8th

It seems that my day will be devoted to eating things and trying to see if I can take a nap under my...

Sep 8th

Me: you know the author Nicolas Sparks?
Leah: yup porque?
Me: i bet he gets lots of tang. He wrote that book the notebook and is reasonably attractive he must get soo much tang.
Leah: oh, i'm sure women just swoon over him

Sep 8th

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Nothing can be worse or funnier that watching two of the least serious human beings take themselves...

Sep 8th

I hate the relationship that my uterus and face are having right now.  It is not good and makes me...

Sep 8th

antikris: I also feel like THIS. i still want to die

Sep 7th

Blah apartment blah

Moving sucks, unpacking sucks, making your bed, when your bed is six feet off the gounds sucks even...

Sep 7th

jayrobinson: Image by Date Farmers

Sep 6th

Could not have said it better myself, please...

Sep 6th

“Rudy has a real challenge tonight. How do you think he is...”
— Triumph the Insult Comic Dog...

Sep 5th

jackieheartsb: (via scout) Oh, I swoon—the coat, the hat,...

Sep 5th

Sep 5th

OMG my stomach is insane

Seriously I have the appetite of a man.  Not in terms of quality (because I am kind of picky, but in...

Sep 5th

“that’s because he’s a psychological terrorist”
— Lia on a guy 

Sep 4th

About Sarah Palin: an e-mail from Wasilla

Sep 4th

BBC I love you, I really do.

Sep 4th

“she is fucking using that down baby as a publicity...”
— I am mean before I have my...

Sep 4th

officed: (via jayrobinson)

Sep 3rd

“poopsex pooperston”
— Leah re. how she feels today

Sep 3rd

4 cups of coffee and still functioning like someone with aspergers and ADD.

Sep 3rd

officed: I think I just contracted adult ADD.

Sep 3rd

So stunningly spot on.

Sep 3rd

Dear Dude across from me on the train,

antikris: perfect.  disapprovingmonkey: I realize you probably think I was checking you out. ...

Sep 3rd

what do the Beijing Olympics and the...

peterwknox: mikehudack: spiegelman: A lot of empty seats. Um, this isn’t a joke.  It’s an...

Sep 3rd

Why don't I talk about things that no...

Last night I moved some of my stuff into my new place!  Yay!  My roommates seem very nice and I...

Sep 3rd

lilyplume: noppppp: saitamazihen: sampler: sexual: via...

Sep 3rd

lilyplume: berenike: antoinetta: ...

Sep 2nd

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Tucker you’s a douche

Sep 2nd

I love Republicans

Sep 2nd

“At least its tuesday not monday”

Sep 2nd

“US Optimism at All-Time Low”
— Headline from The Irish Times,...

Sep 2nd

Overheard In NY (been there)

Hipster girl #1: I'm so hungover, I just want to be hanging out on a roof somewhere drinking a vodka soda.
Hipster girl #2: I don't want a roof, I don't even wanna drink. I want to be laying under the covers with an ice pack on my vagina, sobbing.

Sep 2nd

Weekend

Ugh am back at my office and feeling waves of hate towards the entire world. I hate airports and...

Sep 2nd