You will appreciate this
Friend: ok so i traveled yesterday
la back home to chicago and i got my period in the morning. so luckily i had a pad in my purse (usually im light on day 1)so i get off the plane
take the el to my friend's house to pick up my car
but i decide to go up and say hi and use the bathroom
unfortuanly, i skipped the bathroom part
so i sat down on his couch and talked to him and his bro for about 30 minutes
then i said goodbye.
and went home
when i got home, i immediately decided i needed a shower
and when i looked at my uw
i noticed a rather large spot
i was like oh no...
me: oh dear
Friend: so i looked at my jeans
dark jeans
noticed a rather large spot
at this point im slowly dying inside
me: oh fuck do they have a white couch or something
Friend: so before i made it official, i checked my car
noticed a spot...
and yes
their couch is cream colored
...
omg
Apr 14th