Bored in NYC

"If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary."

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:04:31 -0400

““If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.””

- David Sedaris (via shinejuly)(via doublebagel) (via kari-shma)

NYC Women?

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:17:36 -0400

Hello female tumblrs!

Anyone have a cute 50’s style size 4 dress that I could borrow or buy from them for Halloween? I know it’s totally lame but I’ve left Halloween to that last moment again and I think I’m just going to go with some vague Mad Men type of thing. Let me know :)

lookbookdotnu: She lives in a fairytale somewhere too far for...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:52:52 -0400

lookbookdotnu:

She lives in a fairytale somewhere too far for us to find

So I pretty much never post of tumblr anymore but my friend sent me an old post from her blog and I just had to share it.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:43:59 -0400

ok. ariel came into town this weekend, and we decided it would be a good idea for us to go up to parc guell smoke hash walk around and hang out. so , after getting a nice little buzz, as witnessed by a flock of small children , old people, and nuns, we decided that it would be a great idea in our semi altered state to climb to the WAY TOP! and by the top i mean a small mountain. so we get to the top and we are sitting on the edge with a bunch of other people thinking about how beautiufl barcelona is , admiring the seceneryf, thinking how lucky we are to be here, and i look down in the bushes and i see a HUGE penis… this huge penis is attached to a buck naked man who is pleasuing himself in the wild, and in the wild i mean in public for all to see. i think im high. so i say ariel look straight in front of you, and shes of course looks back and side to side and everywhere but in front. then i finally say through gritted teeth ” there is a naked man..a naked man with a HUGE PENIS” that got her attention. and ariel looks down and sees the naked man ” tarzan ” as we name him…stroking his bat like penis. we start laughing so hard and ariel tries to take a picture. people around us think we are crazy, and we are shouting there is a naked man!! but no one sees him but us. so he notices we spotted him and he starts waving…AND CLIMBING UP THE HILL..and by climbing we mean on all 4s like a monkey with is arms flailing as he persues up the hill towars us, huge penis in tow. we start screaming and running down the path in the other direction. all of a sudden he POPS OUT back onto the path. we scream louder, run faster, and go home. the end.

I wish I could write more about my work

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 11:44:23 -0400

I work with lawyers so there is all this confidentiality and I can’t write about anything I do on the interent but most of it is so fucking heartbreaking and injust it just seems unbelievable that I can’t share it.

jessicachu: (via seriouslythough) (via titlepage)...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:59:14 -0400

jessicachu:

(via seriouslythough) (via titlepage) (via closertotheocean) (via niflheim)

winstonwolfe: If the picture of the guy with an unconcealed...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:04:42 -0400

winstonwolfe:

If the picture of the guy with an unconcealed pistol & a Thomas Jefferson quote made your stomach turn, then how does this make you feel?

PHOENIX, Arizona (CNN) — A man toting an assault rifle was among a dozen protesters carrying weapons while demonstrating outside President Obama’s speech to veterans on Monday, but no laws were broken. It was the second instance in recent days in which weapons have been seen near presidential events.

brooklynmutt: thepoliticalpartygirl: ohfortheloveofdog: More...

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:10:56 -0400

brooklynmutt:

thepoliticalpartygirl:

ohfortheloveofdog:

More stupid white people. Check the “Where is the birth certificate?” sign in the back.

Obviously she is against the government paying for any kind of gynecological care.

And what’s she planning on doing with that wooden handle? Is she slaying a vampire after this?

themattsmith: Fair enough. So when we finally DO decide on a...

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:23:39 -0400

themattsmith:

Fair enough.

So when we finally DO decide on a direction for health care in this country, YOU GET NONE. Cool?

bitchville: A bunny’s life (via Deviantart)

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:42:46 -0400

bitchville:

A bunny’s life (via Deviantart)

precis: Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - You’ve Really Got a...

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:39:48 -0400

precis:

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - You’ve Really Got a Hold On Me

brooklynmutt: think4yourself: The West Wing - Quoting the...

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:16:54 -0400

brooklynmutt:

think4yourself:

The West Wing - Quoting the Bible
favorite line: “One last thing. While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the ignorant tight-ass club, in this building when the President stands, nobody sits.” - President Josiah Bartlet

Actually this is my new facebook pic. I realize that kinda makes...

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:34:24 -0400

Actually this is my new facebook pic. I realize that kinda makes it a fake GPOYW but I feel too weird snapping photos of myself in my crowded office.

two of the biggest man-whores from my high school just got married....how on earth did that happen?

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:06:16 -0400

heylaney: emphasisadded:lovepuppy:suzannexie: New York City,...

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:51:47 -0400

heylaney:

emphasisadded:lovepuppy:suzannexie:

New York City, 1960

I’ve been tumbling for over a year. How did that happen?

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:25:21 -0400

I’ve been tumbling for over a year. How did that happen?

"I’m asked a lot what the best thing about cooking for a living is. And it’s this: to be a part of a..."

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:50:12 -0400

“I’m asked a lot what the best thing about cooking for a living is. And it’s this: to be a part of a subculture. To be part of a historical continuum, a secret society with its own language and customs. To enjoy the instant gratification of making something good with one’s hands-using all one’s senses. It can be, at times, the purest and most unselfish way of giving pleasure (though oral sex has to be a close second).”

- Anthony Bourdain in Kitchen Confidential. (Guess what I’m reading on the plane…) (via lizlemon) (via lrusso)

think4yourself: Rapper Feud Mirrors World Politics : NPR...

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:49:32 -0400

think4yourself:

Rapper Feud Mirrors World Politics : NPR Music

Oh also

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:00:29 -0400

there is a sacrificed rooster near my office…

Court!

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:59:48 -0400

I’m getting to testify in a trail I have been helping to prepare for. Which makes me kinda excited and also a bit scared….